sweet embrace?

woah, who was that writing on this blog for the passed few posts. aren't you just ready for lots of laugh again? i am.
this is my thoughts on romantic novels that always got it wrong. oh,and it is me flipping off to the girl that wrote all that
pathetic ass post about her short-lived over exaggerated love life.

first of all, you know im no innocent lass that gets blush with the mere mention of sexual intercourse or sexual desire.heck,
if you didnt know better, you'd be shocked by the amount of sexual innuendos i can come up with that will leave you
feeling dirty to the bones.

where do i get this flattering wit?

simple,books.

i know,what in the world!

here is my confession:

hello,i am nur nadhirah aka irah and i was an addict to romantic novels.

note that i used WAS because truly,i got over them. its like eating junk food, you like it for sometimes but then you start to see
the toll it has on your body that it left you rather sick and disgusted. well,that how these novels felt like, but
its to your brain! just feeding crap about love that are totally and utterly bull from start to end. reading romantic novels is like
having a quick fuck with a stranger, after the heat and excitement wound down, you're just feeling hollow.

however, it was a path i didnt regret venturing into because reading is still reading despite the content, it has helped
improved my english.
so here i am to tell you the truth what those books were trying to feed you

myth:1) tall-dark handsome and perfectly chiseled face

truth:for once, i want the guy character to be real to the guys we face every day. which is average-height,loop sided grin
and sweaty palms. now wouldn't that be a story worth seeing what happen? come one, if there is this tall-dark handsome
and perfectly chiseled face appear in front of me, he is either gay or a vain asshole and not some humble chivalrous
guy.

myth:2) she looks like a model but she doesnt know she's beautiful

truth:that is a bucket load of horse poo! i swear to god it agitates me to no end when the authors play this card.
sheesh,are we suppose to feel related with the insecurities of the character. yes,break us down with the whole
body issue and set us up for the fall because we all know the truth that we dont measure up in the end anyways.

myth: 3) love at first-sight

truth: i would too if i look like heidi klum and he looks like hugh jackman. see my point?

myth: 4) the sex is epic

truth: i've asked around and from what i've derived, sex aint a walk in the park. it's like tango. do you know how
to tango?? i dont. you would never get it right the 1st, 2nd,3rd time, it takes a lot to be that earth shattering.

myth: 5) the perfect happy ending?

truth: why do most of the ending of the novels they end up married and the girl end up being
a baby making machine while he makes lots of money. why dont the girl ever turned out as successful as the guy instead
of at home playing the good wife? the feminist in me is concerned by this. do we girls have to depend solely
on a our guy for financial security? call me hatred but i think this thinking for a happy ending is just to darn
old-fashion and narrow minded.

so basically, i just wanted to enlighten you with my perspective on romantic novels. i think we all need a laugh of two these days, because it seemed like everyone is in a rut and taking them selves too seriously.