what i do when i'm down...dun..dun..dun..daaa

i read back my text messages that i've kept in my phone over the years.
last week i had a rather emotional and stressful day that made me hate being around people.

so you know what cheered me up?
reading the text messages family and friends sent to me as wise words and a little pick-me-up or just for laughs.

from mel
"why the malaysian goverment insists on using english for math and science.
this is because the whole world uses the language as an information and/or technology language.
how dangerous it will be if we try to use bahasa, especially in school...
see example below:-
hardware=barangkeras
software=baranglembut
joystick=batang gembira
plug and play= cucuk dan main
port=lubang
server=pelayan
client=pelanggan

now try to translate this:

English: That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. the joystick goes into the port of the client.

now in bahasa:

pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembire jenis keras atau lembut. batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan.

now you know why"

totally made me L O L

after that text i found some very supportive and encouraging text from my family

from my pak uda aka uncle:

"study hard and all the best ok.
irah mesti boleh buat.
i have confidence in you"

this was given to me before i entered MSU. after reading that i just felt ovrewhelmed with gratitude and positivity that i can get through this end semester in one piece without killing some one at school.

now from fara:

" irah, i had the weirdest dream ever!! you n i, we went to an mcr concrt n we got to meet them. then we eneded up in a mall and you and i had an adventure with gerard n frank. i was with gerard n u were with frank. we had to hide from their fans n crazy ppl"

this actually was followed by 3 other text explaining what really happened in that fantastic dreams of hers.( i wish it was real)

i remembered reading this text by tina at work and it made my monotonous day!

Bush dapat msg dr Osama
"-VWVSO-
i37OH SSV,
O773H-
dia tny fbi n cia, tp no clue, so with d russian help they solved it by reading it upside down.

it actually says " hello ass hole-osama"

from my lovely sistas!

beila:
"hey i hav to say ur the strongest or most emotionally stable amongst 3 of us....."
nadiah:
"i lov u irah!mmmmuah!:-0"

i love them both dearly. so much. not even in a bad way. just sincerely love.

something about edward cullen....

from tina:
"haha nol saranhandago hiroshi! yea man edwardooo!"

NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS!

from fara:
"i always wanted to tell you that i would do edward in a heartbeat:)
hahaha"

I NOW HAVE PROVE FARA! PROVE!

i would say the text of all time would be from tina, dated 24-feb-2008 at 12.58 am

"dude, mel got wasted man! farah's trying to yell some senses into her."

=)