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In my mind, I'm probably the biggest sex maniac you ever saw. ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 9

since i'm homeless at college, here i am stuck in a fluorescent lit library freezing my ass of.
mommy where are you???

arrrggghhhhh

!@#$!@#$!$

i can fuking wait till semester break!
*have anyone notice that blogspot now censored all the obscene words like
fuck & shit?

i was reading Tina's past post and baffled by the mannerly covered up insults in tina's sentences. then i thought to myself "since when is tina so dang proper that she had to censored her words??"
don't take offense luv, i don't mean it in a bad way just that swearing is one of your many delightful traits and good at it.

hehehe..

it hit me that blogspot censored it. i have noticed it before so i'm not sure if this a recent development or that i've been blitly oblivious all along
=D

SOoooo...i figured what words are deemed inappropriate to blogspot

TO BR CENSORED OR NOT TO BE CENSORED
fuck
shit
damn
asshole
cunt
dipshit
fuckass
fucktard

i cant think of anymore right since i've been around proper mannered poeple this days.
tell me if you can think up of more,aye?

on a lighter note,
i'm having my finals this week and i am scared shitless over it! i had a week to study but stupidly abused and wasted the time given with merry-happy celebration (which i didn't regret) and stayed up til 4am watching HBO- IT'S NOT TV, BUT IT'S HBO.

then i watched pathology which wasn't scary at all but just horny. it was just about sex, lies and drug abuse. delicious? you be the judge of it. i say they lack humor like trainspotting.

NOTE TO SELF:
-get a new book to read
-get a new journal
-get a camera (yes fara, nikon's viewfinder is fuking small compared to canon, i had to squint my fat face to see through it properly. but, the colours are vivid)
-get a laptop
-stop buying on impulse

visual imagery

my eyes glazed over and my mouth stuttered when i see pictures like these.
these are from Light Boner at tumblr.com

did i tell you my camera broke.

what i do when i'm down...dun..dun..dun..daaa

i read back my text messages that i've kept in my phone over the years.
last week i had a rather emotional and stressful day that made me hate being around people.

so you know what cheered me up?
reading the text messages family and friends sent to me as wise words and a little pick-me-up or just for laughs.

from mel
"why the malaysian goverment insists on using english for math and science.
this is because the whole world uses the language as an information and/or technology language.
how dangerous it will be if we try to use bahasa, especially in school...
see example below:-
hardware=barangkeras
software=baranglembut
joystick=batang gembira
plug and play= cucuk dan main
port=lubang
server=pelayan
client=pelanggan

now try to translate this:

English: That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. the joystick goes into the port of the client.

now in bahasa:

pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembire jenis keras atau lembut. batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan.

now you know why"

totally made me L O L

after that text i found some very supportive and encouraging text from my family

from my pak uda aka uncle:

"study hard and all the best ok.
irah mesti boleh buat.
i have confidence in you"

this was given to me before i entered MSU. after reading that i just felt ovrewhelmed with gratitude and positivity that i can get through this end semester in one piece without killing some one at school.

now from fara:

" irah, i had the weirdest dream ever!! you n i, we went to an mcr concrt n we got to meet them. then we eneded up in a mall and you and i had an adventure with gerard n frank. i was with gerard n u were with frank. we had to hide from their fans n crazy ppl"

this actually was followed by 3 other text explaining what really happened in that fantastic dreams of hers.( i wish it was real)

i remembered reading this text by tina at work and it made my monotonous day!

Bush dapat msg dr Osama
"-VWVSO-
i37OH SSV,
O773H-
dia tny fbi n cia, tp no clue, so with d russian help they solved it by reading it upside down.

it actually says " hello ass hole-osama"

from my lovely sistas!

beila:
"hey i hav to say ur the strongest or most emotionally stable amongst 3 of us....."
nadiah:
"i lov u irah!mmmmuah!:-0"

i love them both dearly. so much. not even in a bad way. just sincerely love.

something about edward cullen....

from tina:
"haha nol saranhandago hiroshi! yea man edwardooo!"

NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS!

from fara:
"i always wanted to tell you that i would do edward in a heartbeat:)
hahaha"

I NOW HAVE PROVE FARA! PROVE!

i would say the text of all time would be from tina, dated 24-feb-2008 at 12.58 am

"dude, mel got wasted man! farah's trying to yell some senses into her."

=)

Reblog

“Before you can grow up, you must fall in love 3 times. Once you must fall in love with your best friend, ruining your friendship forever. This will teach you who your true friends are, and the fine line between friendship and more.Once you must fall in love with someone you believe to be perfect. You will learn that no one is perfect, and that you should never be treated as any less than you deserve. And once you must fall in love with someone that is exactly like you. This will teach you about who you are, and who you want to be.And when you’re through with all that, you learn that the people who care about you the most are the ones that you hurt, and the ones that hurt you are the ones that you needed the most.But most of all, you learn that love is only a concept and is not something that can be defined, it is different to each person that experiences it. And you will learn to respect each and every person on this earth, knowing that everyone only wants to be loved.”
-(unknown via mindless scribbles via .anquex)

because it's so ingenious and for people that don't read Fara's blog.
thanks Fara for sharing this.